Sponsor |  MJ-Brutus | May 11, 3:06pm | Granted - your paintings are so inspiring that everyone dies instantly, but peacefully. No more humans = peace.
I wish I could soon meet a sane, healthy, beautiful, living woman to date. (Who also wanted to date me.) |
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| | InadvertentlyMe | May 11, 3:10pm | Granted - too bad about that bus.
I wish wishing weren't so counterproductive. |
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Sponsor | | MJ-Brutus | May 11, 3:15pm | Granted - all of your wishes are a smidgen less counterproductive than a minute ago.
I wish I could travel instantly and safely to anywhere on Earth at will. |
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Sponsor | | peasofgreen | May 11, 3:17pm | granted, but whenever you get arrive at your destination there is a man with a ax aimed for your big toe
i wish i could make a living off my art |
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Sponsor | | Denise-R | May 11, 3:58pm | You are finally discovered. You have a single patron.. who demands that you do nothing but paintings of pink kitty kats on black velvet for the rest of your life.
I wish tpbm would stop screwing up all my wishes |
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Sponsor | | MJ-Brutus | May 11, 4:01pm | Granted - you get a simple and straightforward explanation that this wish will be granted in just about any other thread at SU. :P
I wish for a pleasant night's sleep and then awaken nice and refreshed in the morning. |
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|  jiffy-squid | May 12, 12:24am | Granted, only you awake to find you are the last person alive on planet earth because everyone else caught the last space ship to mars.
I wish for the most delicious piece of cake ever served |
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|  royandroy | May 12, 6:31am | Zap!!! It is however so big that you die from gluttony.
I wish I could understand animal language. |
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Sponsor | | Denise-R | May 12, 6:33am | Voila! oh my... did you think that cat loved you? ahem.
I wish to be reincarnated as a cat who lives with the monkey-formerly-known-as-denise-r |
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| | royandroy | May 12, 6:38am | Ka-chung!! You discover that she also gets left a Rottweier and a Pitbull by her late uncle Jake AKA Knifeman Jake.
I wish I had free unlimited bandwidth. |
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