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MJ-BrutusMay 10, 12:48pm
Imagine that you discover an ancient lamp. You rub off the dust and *poof!* out comes a genie and grants you a single wish. (Yeah, cheapskate, huh?) You can wish for anything, except for more wishes.

Rules: the poster above you has made a wish. Grant it to them in some way that ends in them wishing they hadn't wished.

*Example*

I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

Your wish is granted. A million dollars in gold lands on your head killing you instantly.
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I wish for a nice home.

emjaypriceMay 10, 12:53pm
Granted but it's built upon a flood plain, so every time it rains your home floods.

I wish to be able to travel in time.

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MJ-BrutusMay 10, 12:59pm
Granted and you are transformed into a two dimensional figure stuck in an issue of Time magazine, endlessly traveling amongst the pages.

I wish I had a rewarding job.

royandroyMay 10, 1:13pm
Granted ... but you are so happy in the job that you never go home and your wife and family desert you.

I wish I had a date in Paris with Julie Delpy.

3melangeMay 10, 1:19pm
Granted but it turns out your date is not in Paris with Julie but with Paris in July and she's driving...


I wish I could retire.

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VortexfugueMay 10, 1:20pm
Granted... but you only got to retire for a short nap.

I wish I had a purple unicorn to ride.

royandroyMay 10, 1:23pm
6 - Granted, but it is a wind-up one in a bar in Wisconson near a small railroad station.

I wish for a tropical island.

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VortexfugueMay 10, 1:27pm
Granted... it's in the Tropics but it's a flat spit of pure granite measuring a hundred feet on a side.

I wish I had a Lamborghini.

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shell42970May 10, 1:32pm
Granted!
You can have it picked up at Al's Junk Yard, conveniently located right off of hwy 37!

I wish I had all the bedrooms redecorated.

royandroyMay 10, 1:35pm
9 - Done. The team from the Psychiatric Outpatients Centre will be there in the morning.

I wish I had an apartment in Paris - France


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