 Sponsor | MJ-Brutus | May 10, 12:48pm | Imagine that you discover an ancient lamp. You rub off the dust and *poof!* out comes a genie and grants you a single wish. (Yeah, cheapskate, huh?) You can wish for anything, except for more wishes.
Rules: the poster above you has made a wish. Grant it to them in some way that ends in them wishing they hadn't wished.
*Example*
I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.
Your wish is granted. A million dollars in gold lands on your head killing you instantly.
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I wish for a nice home. |
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| emjayprice | May 10, 12:53pm | Granted but it's built upon a flood plain, so every time it rains your home floods.
I wish to be able to travel in time. |
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 Sponsor | MJ-Brutus | May 10, 12:59pm | Granted and you are transformed into a two dimensional figure stuck in an issue of Time magazine, endlessly traveling amongst the pages.
I wish I had a rewarding job. |
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| royandroy | May 10, 1:13pm | Granted ... but you are so happy in the job that you never go home and your wife and family desert you.
I wish I had a date in Paris with Julie Delpy. |
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| 3melange | May 10, 1:19pm | Granted but it turns out your date is not in Paris with Julie but with Paris in July and she's driving...
I wish I could retire. |
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 Sponsor | Vortexfugue | May 10, 1:20pm | Granted... but you only got to retire for a short nap.
I wish I had a purple unicorn to ride. |
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| royandroy | May 10, 1:23pm | 6 - Granted, but it is a wind-up one in a bar in Wisconson near a small railroad station.
I wish for a tropical island. |
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 Sponsor | Vortexfugue | May 10, 1:27pm | Granted... it's in the Tropics but it's a flat spit of pure granite measuring a hundred feet on a side.
I wish I had a Lamborghini. |
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 Sponsor | shell42970 | May 10, 1:32pm | Granted!
You can have it picked up at Al's Junk Yard, conveniently located right off of hwy 37!
I wish I had all the bedrooms redecorated. |
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| royandroy | May 10, 1:35pm | 9 - Done. The team from the Psychiatric Outpatients Centre will be there in the morning.
I wish I had an apartment in Paris - France |
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